My+Fable.

The Suicidle Pumpkin.

One day a grapefruit and a pumpkin were placed on the table next to each other. At first they started chatting then the grapefruit said to the pumpkin "Your fat and lumpy". The pumpkin is very sensitive about what people say about him.So when he heard what the grapefruit had said about him, the pumpkin simply rolled himself off the table and exploded.

The moral of this story is: Think Before You Speak.